A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.
Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.
Why it’s hard to teach Aussie’s how to play chess?
Because they think every check is check mate
Someone asked if there is a local chess club?
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
I played my dad in chess yesterday.
He didn't think he would win, but he just wanted to check.
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
Once I decided to visit my old friend who is a world chess champion just to see how he's doing. This is how I became the next champion.
All I did is "check mate".
Never play chess with an Australian
You'll never know if "you're in check, mate" or if "you're in checkmate"
A friend and I went into business selling chess sets. During Christmas, we have to both work and ring people up at the register...
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess.
So, I ate this chess set. It was horrible. I took it back to the shop.
I said "This is stale, mate."
He said "Are you sure?"
I said "Check, mate".
Why is going to an Australian restaurant like playing chess?
Because at the end you have to say “check mate”.
I don't know where i put my queen after the last chess game
Maybe it's lost i need to check
Had to return my chocolate chess set to Thornton's
Me: I demand a refund!
Assistant: what's wrong with it?
Me: It's stale mate.
Assistant: Surely not?
Me: Check mate.
I went on a date with a Chess World Champion the other night.
It took her about 10 minutes to pass the salt.
Why do Australians have such a hard time playing chess?
They can't tell the difference between "Checkmate" and "Check, mate".
What did the Aussie say to the waiter after winning his chess match?
What did the Australian bartender tell the Chess player in the end?
How do Australian chess pieces pay for large purchases?
So I was talking to an Australian chess player...
He asked me if my friend was single and I said "You better check-mate"
What did the Australian chess champion tell his waiter when he was done with his meal?
This is a halal pun, I checked
What did the Australian Grand Chess Master say when he wanted his restaurant bill?
Playing chess with an Australian would suck. “Check, mate”
Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.
Check, mate.
Checkmate.
Can I get the check, mate?
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
What are you likely to here at both an Australian Restaurant and a game of chess
I saw two chess masters in the hotel lobby, and they were bragging about their skill.
They were chess nuts boasting in a open foyer.
What does an Australian chess player say when he finishes his meal?
How does an Australian chess player ask for the bill?
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