We were sitting on a little bench, watching birds going crazy over some bread that had been left on the ground. "I wonder who gave the little birds those rolls", she said.
"Probably the casting director."
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It was the first known casual tea of war.
I had to double check that, it didn't sound right.
I went to double check his work and he was wrong on so many levels
A man walks out of his work building and hails a taxi. He gets into the taxi and says, "Take me to the sandwich shop up on 45^th street." Ten minutes later they arrive, and the cab driver checks the console. "That'll be $12.00." The man is shocked. "This route used to be only $6.00! What happened?" The taxi driver explains. "Well, construction was blocking the usual route, so I had to double back and take a longer route." The man considers this, then shrugs.
"I guess that's fare."
Dealing with home services and customers, need to check ID. Routine ID check and I though the customer's name was Irene so I say "Ok Irene, let's get into your account here..."
Icene: "It's Icene"
Me: "Oh wow, really? double checks ID Wow! That's wicked, I've never heard that name before that's really interesting!"
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Me: "Well... I guess, now Icene it."
Icene groans, and my coworker and his customer start laughing, and I couldn't help but smile :D
Orkin man: have you had any new pest problems since the last visit? Me: nope! Quiet as a mouse! Orkin man: sooo then I should double check..?
