Checkbook Puns

And that made all the difference.

So we payed him in hedge funds

Yes, I have the checkbook.

Thank you for checking.

I overhead this today while in line at an electronics store.

Young male cashier: That'll be $14.50

Dad: I'm sorry, I forgot my checkbook. Do you accept Federal Reserve Notes?

Cashier: (-_-)

Helping my 13 year old make his bed. It's a hot night and the ceiling fan is on.

"Don't flick the sheet too high, Dad, or else..."

Me: "Or else what?"

"or else the sheet will hit the fan"