How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squishybats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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When I first met Charlie Brown and Snoopy, I couldn't stop sneezing.

One could say I was allergic to Peanuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexisworld_2019
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Charlie Brown wanted to go on an airplane

The flight attendant said, "Sorry sir, this is a peanut-free flight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMLGRogue76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What does Charlie Sheen call his mother?

Ma Sheen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTripleH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.

I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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So, my son got new socks, with Snoopy and Charlie Brown characters on them.

Me: You can't wear those to school.

Him: Why not?

Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepperV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

(Reposted with the right Sheen) (Showing my age)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lepew13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you get when you cross Charlie Brown with Marshal Mathers?

Peanut Eminem

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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Charlie Bucket. imgur.com/bZMrOAK
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontlookdontblink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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What would Charlie Puth say to a bad student?

You just want detention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayandquita
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Charlie Brown always hates this musical genre.

ROCK.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Uncle Charlie on the Miami Dolphins

In 2007 my cousin and I were talking about the Miami dolphins being 1-15 when my uncle Charlie chimes in, "There's something fishy about those dolphins. I think they lose on porpoise."

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jobie21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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