Charlies in the Chocolate Factory
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sushiroll98
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2016
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Need a clever pun for the name Charmaine.

Help a homie out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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need help with a pun! chorizo sandwich

a friend of mine owns a cafe and is starting to sell homemade Chorizo sandwiches, need a good pun to write on a sign at front of shop, thought I'd turn to the creative minds of r/puns for help! winner gets a month of gold go go go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duffmuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2015
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The chimney cleaners
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntbraisinbran
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2013
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My dad's name is Richard/Ricardo.

Dad: I've been working out at the gym so much lately, they're gonna start calling me Ricardio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omlet_du_fromage
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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Did you hear about the subatomic fish they found?

It’s called a quarktic char.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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What is Charmanders favorite food?

Steak, Char-char!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astral_lariat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2016
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What do you call a plant that is cooked too much in a European country?

Swiss charred Swiss chard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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I was rather proud of this one...

I had steak cooking outside on the grill and when I came back out after a couple of minutes, I found the grill had caught on fire and flames were doing a nice char-grilled number on the meat.

Cue me bursting into full rendition of Alicia Keys' recent song, "This grill is on fire...."

Daughters, wife and mother-in-law were disappointingly unimpressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoonarmy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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