Smaller babies may be delivered by storks.....
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
A bad testicles joke may evoke great reactions
It can kick people in the groan
People who sell meat and meat products may be disgusting to some people, but.....
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
I may not have the fanciest dough mixing machine...
but it handles all my kneads.
When I woke up from an operation, the nurse leaned over and said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.
I hope you’re not in a Uri.
Lock down MAY END by MAY END, or MAY NOT END by MAY END,as it MAY EXTEND....
But MAY will END, by MAY END, even if lockdown MAY NOT END.
NASA scientists say it may be possible to live on Mars.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
I may not be a dad, but....
The last Christmas season made me into a real father figure!
I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
Gardening may be a gamble...
But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
This may have been posted before but it’s to Gouda not to share again
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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I may get in trouble by using weird symbols,
But it's my own asterisk.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
I have a horse that's really asthmatic and I'm scared it may not make it. The vet prescribed some
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
My friend May owned a cornfield
Everything in it was maze
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
I may have been kicked out of my local watch shop for throwing the merchandise around, but I can confirm...
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
You may not like Minecraft now...
But when the movie comes out, I assure you, it’s gonna be a blockbuster.
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I had a cancer scare recently. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
Carrots may improve your eyes
But booze will double your vision
Did you hear about the italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁
My Doctor told me that I may have a curvature of my upper back but he was not so sure.
This is not oc content it MAY be a re p o st
and the world may never know
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.
You could say it's a choronic disease.
The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .
Midas from fortnite may have defected to shadow
But in the end, he went back to ghost
On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say ‘may he rest in pees’
Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may.
Student: No, it’s January
Espresso may not solve all your problems
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous,
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork....
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
Smaller babies may be delivered by stork...
but the heavier ones need a crane.
The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous...
But backwards it’s even more stupid...
Spongebob may be the protagonist
But to me, the star is Patrick
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
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