Pilgrims
... but the heavier ones need a crane .
It can kick people in the groan
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
I can't stand sitting.
but it handles all my kneads.
So I fondled her boobs.
I hope you’re not in a Uri.
But MAY will END, by MAY END, even if lockdown MAY NOT END.
What a load of rubbish, I tried it and now I'm five stones heavier and diabetic.
It was, after all, a Capitol offense.
But I feel like a winner. Weed em and reap!
But Patrick is the star.
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
But it's my own asterisk.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
bronco-die-laters
But it's snot.
But their fawn do.
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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Everything in it was maze
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
A BOXING MATCH
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
But booze will double your vision
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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It wax just a hunch.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
You could say it's a choronic disease.
But it sure is up there.
The answer may shock you.
Pilgrims
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
But, the heavier ones need a crane.
but the heavier ones need a crane.
But backwards it’s even more stupid...
But to me, the star is Patrick
But Patrick is the star.
