Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...

...this pork tastes like krop.

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What’s a used car salesman’s favorite Mexican food?

Carnitas (Car-need-us)

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What do you call a Spanish pig?

Porque.

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My Husband Got Me Friday Night...

He's Canadian and I'm from the Southwestern states (Arizona) and he had never had a corn tortilla street taco, so I made pork carnitas on Friday night. He loved them and then he said to me, "That was a maize balls!" Took me a minute to get it but then I rolled my eyes at him.

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