Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. /r/Jokes/comments/hrlc58/…
I can’t get along with my car keys
They’re always starting something
I couldn’t figure out why my car keys weren’t working
And then it clicked
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
Wooden start!
A man lost his keys in the supermarket, so when he returned to his car, he just rubbed his ass against it
He was wearing khaki trousers
All over the world, people often lose their car keys.
Except in Boston, they lose their Khakis
Why do babies grab at car keys?
They are trying to get better motor control.
I locked my keys in the car...
So I took off my pants, rolled them up and rubbed them on the car door. The car unlocked.
I'm so glad I was wearing my khaki trousers.
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
A man forgot his keys but managed to open his car door with just his pants. How?
He was wearing khakis.
My spare car key doesn't turn the engine, but it lets me get into the car...
I guess, just like my jokes, it's just a little door key.
Toyota drops his car keys...
So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.
I got in my car and put the key in the ignition but left my door open because it was hot.
There is this ding to tell me my keys are in the ignition still. I shut the door and the ding stops. But I turn on the car and it starts dinging again for my seatbelt notice.
Man, if it's not one ding it's another.
My mom lost her car keys. Asked if I had them. I barely search, tell her I don't. Two weeks pass. I find them. Punning ensues.
I lost my car keys. One of my Mexican friends helped me find it.
When he found it, he said "Aqui!"
What happened to the wooden car with wooden seat, wooden keys, and a wooden engine?
It wooden start.
