I can’t wait till my Wife and I have a our first baby.

I’ll hand them to her and say β€œHere’s the fruits of your labor.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggyoda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I can’t wait for New Years Eve

So on January 1st I can say β€œI guess hindsight is 2020!”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.

Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..

.. last year I raked it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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i can't wait to go to Hawaii

I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xero19
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I can’t wait for Halloween this year!

Everyone will be wearing masks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendaryBroku
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..

.. Dying to Czech it out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Can't wait for Fast and Furious 10

It will be titiled "Fast 10: Your Seatbelts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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I can't wait for the Korean blues singer to come to town!

I hear his sound is very Seoulful and reminiscent of the 70’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What a lovely duo these two are. Can't wait for Lost In Space S2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Absolute_KQ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My dad can't wait for January 1st

It'll be the first time we'll be in 20/20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyQueen502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Me: Can’t wait to see clearly next year..

My dad: What do you mean son? Your eyesights not that bad..

Me: Yes, but next year will be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I can’t wait for cremation

I’ll finally have that hot smoking bod I always wanted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaverickTD13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I can't wait until I'm 37

I'll really be in my prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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I can't wait!, they're finally making The Watchmaker movie.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I can't wait for January 1, 2021

Then, hindsight will be 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kellzone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Can’t wait to see my buds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppw27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I can't wait to understand instant gratification.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I've heard a lot of people are excited for Fast 9. I can't wait for the next one.

Fast10: Your Seat Belts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rev_bignugget
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Can't wait for summer, had enough of this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Can’t wait to get home and plug in my phone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bilesto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I can’t wait for the day my child says β€œdad, I think I have your sense of humor”

So I can say to them

β€œYOU GIVE THAT BACK!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaizinBran
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, β€œCan’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, β€œWhat kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, β€œTulips”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vHRenegade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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I can't wait until my wife tells me that she is pregnant.

I have a pre-planned response of, "You're kidding me!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Can’t wait to see the new Netflix documentary on constipation

It hasn’t come out yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchybedsheets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Why can't doctors ever wait?

Because they're not patient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsFirstOfBig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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The inventor of the time machine is depressed, so I bet he can't wait to put this year ahead of him.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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"I can't wait to eat that steak, Budapest will love it."

"Who's Budapest?"

"That's my stomach's name, because it's the capital of HUNGRY."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarcur1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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I can't wait for Christmas this December, but the 31st will be stressful.

I've been diagnosed with old langxiety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdos93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I can't wait until we're all gathered around the table and as we're about to eat, I'll ask my family as I do each and every year, "What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?"

And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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If you can't remember where you put your boomerang, just wait a minute...

It will come back to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zydecolarry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Can't wait for the other ninjas to see my new nunchuks vignette1.wikia.nocookie.…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/survivingLettuce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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I can't wait for ISIS...

...to become WASWAS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raconteuring
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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Can't wait for the day when my "dad jokes"...

Are just "jokes".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamikazepirates
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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I really can't wait to get my universal remote.

It'll change everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RanierVonCroy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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I can't wait for my wife to be pregnant.

At that point, I'm just always going to talk about the child in her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/micronerd01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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Can't wait until my boy grows up so I can use these (3 month old)

"Dad, I'm hungry" "Hi hungry I'm dad"

"Dad do u wanna play soccer with me" "I would love to but it's not allowed to kick your kids"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HassMus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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From Grandfather to my Dad. I can't wait to use them

When checking out at the grocery store if toilet paper is one of the items purchased they will always ask the clerk: "Do you think this is enough toilet paper for this much food?"

When anyone is eating something spicy: "Better get some ice cream next, because in a few hours you're gonna be in the bathroom screaming COME ON ICE CREAM"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalGuster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2013
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I can’t wait until hindsight....

Is 2020

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I can’t wait for this year to be over

Then I can say β€œhindsight’s 2020”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I can't wait for the year 2021...

Because hindsight is 2020

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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