That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
It's paid fraternity leave.
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
A Chi-horse
Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made
...maybe you should dimsum.
He says he can stop anytime
(Cue the ba dum Chi thing)
He didn't want to open up
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
I have a childhood friend called Maria. Lately she found her spiritual side and because of this all of her preferences changed. What kind of music do you think she listen to now? MariaCHI
A chiWAHWAH
Chi-knees
Qualm Chi
He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.
Ho Chi Minhgle
chihuahua
Help wanted from r/puns!
I am planning to make my girlfriend a picture calendar for 2015 of some dog/ cat based puns of famous dictators. I'm running short of ideas, and so am turning to Reddit, given their penchant for all things pets and puns.
My ideas so far:
Adolf Kitler
Chairman miaow
Kitty Amin
Ho chi(huahua) Min
Robert Pugabi
Colonel Catdafi
Saddam Hussaint Bernard
Benito Pussolini
Fidel Catstro
I'm looking to Reddit's collective pun power to generate some more ideas. Help me punslingers!
Her: What is ciabatta (pronounced chi-a-bahta)?
Me: Ciabatta is bread. You put fancy things in it.
Her: Is that a female baseball player, 'cause ciabatta (she a battah). . .
Me: . . . Dead
Edit: Phone does not make for good formatting when one forgets to double space.
