CSI Red Pepper
What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another to death?
Hummuscide.
Officer: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar of antlers
Detective: Dear god
Officer: Yes most likely
Need help for good puns
My class is making a short action film. In this scene the main character just strangled a bad guy using his own earphones. Then he drops the dead body and puts on sunglasses (csi style) and says......????? Help Make a good pun and or comeback. (does not have to be school appropriate) I'm opun to any ideals
Today a coworker said, "Yeah, there is only one living member of The Bee Gees left..."
Of course I seized the opportunity and said "I guess they aren't doing so great at Stayin' Alive"
I was met with a CSI style "YEAHHHH" and many giggles.
Too many dads at work. I love it.
