Sais Puns

I dunno...

They have a certain... endearing quality that's hard to describe.

I went to french immersion school when I was younger. One of my dad's favourite things to do was to ask me and my brother what "je ne sais pas" means. We would then say "I don't know". My dad would then proceed to complain "Why am I sending you to this school if you don't even know what "je ne sais pas" means?"

"Now ethan what is the golden rule?"

"Treat others how they want to be treated?"

"Wrong, whoever has all the gold makes all the rules."

"Je ne sais quack!"

It's Plagiarism

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies “I just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says “Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”

Dad asks “What movie were you watching?” The son replies “Finding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then sais “Okay, okay. We were watching porn”

Dad said “What?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says “Wow. He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

je ne sais quack.

The SAI of relief

Because of his sais.

..Jenny sais quoi.

I recently got a new pair of kicks and showed them to my mom. She seemed unimpressed at first. I noted, "They have a certain shoey-ness about them".

She: "A certain shoe ne sais quoi"

Possibly the best dad-joke I've ever heard...

My dad signed up for a lottery today and the lottery woman said: please say your a dress, so my dad sais: I'm a dress facepalm

Je ne sais paw

Je ne sais yaw.