What does je ne sais quoi mean?

I dunno...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I like "je ne sais quoi" puns...

They have a certain... endearing quality that's hard to describe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Je ne sais pas

I went to french immersion school when I was younger. One of my dad's favourite things to do was to ask me and my brother what "je ne sais pas" means. We would then say "I don't know". My dad would then proceed to complain "Why am I sending you to this school if you don't even know what "je ne sais pas" means?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steven_scramkos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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My dad Every time my younger brother sais "That's not fair"

"Now ethan what is the golden rule?"

"Treat others how they want to be treated?"

"Wrong, whoever has all the gold makes all the rules."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dahun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2013
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What do you call an ignorant duck?

"Je ne sais quack!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeselesssmile
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My dad invented a new word today.

It's Plagiarism

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Monet and the Nose

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (Γ©) instead of grave (Γ¨)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadfastDrifter
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies β€œI just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says β€œOkay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.”

Dad asks β€œWhat movie were you watching?” The son replies β€œFinding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then sais β€œOkay, okay. We were watching porn”

Dad said β€œWhat?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says β€œWow. He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gavralex04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...

je ne sais quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OgreMonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
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What is the most relaxing weapon in a NINJA's arsenal?

The SAI of relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why doesn’t anyone mess with the ninja turtle Raphael?

Because of his sais.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HXCg4m3r
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I like Forrest Gump's girlfriend. She has a certain..

..Jenny sais quoi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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My mom on the shoey-ness of my new shoes

I recently got a new pair of kicks and showed them to my mom. She seemed unimpressed at first. I noted, "They have a certain shoey-ness about them".

She: "A certain shoe ne sais quoi"

Possibly the best dad-joke I've ever heard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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Adress

My dad signed up for a lottery today and the lottery woman said: please say your a dress, so my dad sais: I'm a dress facepalm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woutje20001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2015
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I like dogs... They have a certain

Je ne sais paw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistymountaindew
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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I like helicoptors. They have a certain..

Je ne sais yaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JewisHalloween
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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