What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another to death?
Hummuscide.
Detective: Dear god
Officer: Yes most likely
We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"
He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.
My class is making a short action film. In this scene the main character just strangled a bad guy using his own earphones. Then he drops the dead body and puts on sunglasses (csi style) and says......????? Help Make a good pun and or comeback. (does not have to be school appropriate) I'm opun to any ideals
Of course I seized the opportunity and said "I guess they aren't doing so great at Stayin' Alive"
I was met with a CSI style "YEAHHHH" and many giggles.
Too many dads at work. I love it.
