It has poor execution .
They're calling it the Quranavirus
Now all I’m China do is to survive
waswas
They call it zinfidel
With a terror-wristwatch
The execution
WASWAS.
Y’all Qaeda.
Needless to say, Iran.
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?
They used Camelflage
They both have Kurds in their way
Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony
ISIS NOT
A Cr-ISIS
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:
"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."
Brother: It's a terror organa-
Me: No Isis cold!
