Because they commited taxi-vasion.
The nun asks why he’s staring, so the cab driver says, “Ever since I went to Catholic school, I’ve fantasized about kissing a nun.” The nun says, “I’ll kiss you, if you’re single and catholic.” The cab driver says, “I’m both.” The nun says, “Pull into an alley.” The nun proceeds to kiss the cab driver in a way that’d make a hooker blush. Back in the cab, the driver begins crying, “I lied… I’m married, and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s okay, you’re forgiven. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.”
He said it’s only fare.
de Gaulle of some people!
After a while, he comes back and says: "I'm sorry, sir. This is my first day as a cab driver. The last 12 years I've driven a hearse..."
Wear two
I ended up in Chichester.
"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
I'm starting to think that the driver who said he'll "deliver me" was a bit shady.
I just don't think that's fare.
They're both in Dhaka
I’m a taxidermist
Riceless.
Because he was a taxi Vader.
He is more of an Ubermensch
I told him, “Turn right at the next corner.”
Werewolf
"You're a cab."
Overheard a dad say that to his two young boys while walking to the train this morning.
After all, fare is fowl.
He was sick of people talking behind his back.
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, “I love my job, I’m my Own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.” Then I said, “Turn Left'
I said "You're a cab", sent her stepfather into a laugh attack, and got the best "I'll kill you in your sleep"-Look I could've hoped for. And yes, I am a dad 3 times over.
I got a cab to take me to the airport and I asked the driver if he took credit card.
Quick as anything he said, "Yessir, but we usually give them back."
Just the humor I need for a 6AM flight
It was just a taxi-dent.
In India, cab driver is Muslim, speaking with broken English to my friend about his family. Cab driver says something about his mother being ill.
Friend: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is your mother sick?" Cab driver: "Sick? No, she is Muslim!"
Sick = Sikh
Hey, that's not fare!
