I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
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A fat bee went to school. Created a real buzz when he got a B+
His average friend was nonplussed with a B, and his skinny friend would always be negative about her B-
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︎ Nov 14 2020
This bee is trying to catch a buzz.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I hate when spiders kill flies, theyβre such buzz killers
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︎ Jun 05 2020
This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What does Buzz Lightyear take for allergies?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Buzz him in!
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Buzz him in
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon...
"Wellβ¦" he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, noβ¦" he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk."
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︎ Mar 27 2020
What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
vroom sip buzz
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Buzz buzz
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︎ May 22 2019
Where did Buzz Lightyear go to buy a new car?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Buzz
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Buzz him in π
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︎ Feb 27 2019
You know that part in Toy Story where Woody pushes Buzz out the window?
You can say he was a buzz kill.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
TIL Houseflies buzz in the key of F
It's true! Unless you swat them. Then they're flat.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Buzz buzz
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︎ Feb 27 2019
What did Buzz Lightyear say to Woody?
A lot, there's like 4 movies.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Buzz buzz
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︎ Feb 27 2019
I donβt get what all the buzz is about.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Anyone know what all the Buzz is about this week?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Some nice wood in my mouth always gives me a buzz...
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︎ Mar 20 2017
Did you guys hear that Buzz Aldrin broke up with his girlfriend?
She wasn't giving him enough space.
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︎ Aug 15 2018
What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
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︎ Feb 16 2019
Buzz Lightyear's best friend
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︎ Jan 15 2017
I asked my dad what Buzz Aldrin said when they landed on the moon?
He said "there's no way a cow is jumping over this".
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︎ Nov 22 2017
Whatβs Buzz Lightyears favorite store?
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︎ Oct 19 2018
When I met Buzz Aldrin, I asked him "How was space?"
He replied "It's still there". Buzz is a total dad.
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︎ Jul 04 2017
When I became a dad I got a buzz cut...
Because doing my hair in the morning was just overhead...
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︎ Sep 10 2016
Where does Buzz Lightyear go for his home furnishings?
To Bed, Bath, and BEYOND!
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︎ Sep 29 2013
What does Buzz Aldrin use to keep his house warm?
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︎ Nov 26 2015
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
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︎ May 16 2020
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon...
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
im buzz Aldrin,second man on the moon
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door. Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we flip for it."
"And he won?" I asked.
"Well, no..." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the big jerk!"
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︎ Jun 19 2018
Woody, it's a Buzz word.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
I met Buzz Aldrin once and asked how he felt being the second man on the moon. "Well..." he said. "It could have been anyone. Right up until we landed, we hadn't decided who would be first out the door."
"Then, once we touched down, Neil suggested we toss for it."
"And he won?" I said.
"Well, no." he mumbled. "The coin was still in the air when Neil jumped down the ladder, the jerk."
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