Buzz Cut Puns

A list of puns related to "Buzz Cut"

When I became a dad I got a buzz cut...

Because doing my hair in the morning was just overhead...

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👤︎ u/tylerwcdurden
📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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What kind of hair style does a bee get?

A buzz cut

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👤︎ u/spikeratchet
📅︎ May 02 2020
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What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?

A buzz cut

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👤︎ u/RabidEvan522
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I didn't think we'd ever have kids, but my boyfriend may have just changed that with his groantastic dadjoke.

I was playing with his hair and I wondered out loud what he'd look like with extremely short or buzzed hair.

He said, "Well I shaved my head once and didn't like it."

"Yeah but you didn't have a beard back then. I wonder if you could pull it off now."

"Well, I'd probably just cut it off."

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👤︎ u/pooncartercash
📅︎ Oct 23 2014
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My Mum told my sister she had to shave my cousins hair...

"Looks like you've got your work cut out for you!" I said.

"Oh yeah, i'm totally buzzing for it." she replied.

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👤︎ u/kapanee
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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