Joke time! Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: This adhesive decal we made. reddit.com/gallery/mdterz
I told my dad that Derren Brown looks better without hair
He said "That's a bald claim"
What’s small, brown, and really, really, sticky?
... a stick.
Peter Brown the world famous hairdresser told his son, that he's leaving him nothing in his will....
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
Why did the Baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
Pickasso.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He kneaded a jobby
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnggggg
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
The Man-DeLorean
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
Auburn
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick! What were you thinking?
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
