I told my dad that Derren Brown looks better without hair

He said "That's a bald claim"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/robjzh5
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What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?

Auburn

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FlumeHound9
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kickypie
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What's long, brown, and hairy?

Long brown hair.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gradymegalania
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An old guy and a young guy were pushing their carts at Home Depot when they collided. The old guy says to the young guy, โ€œSorry about that. Iโ€™m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.โ€

The young guy says, โ€œThatโ€™s okay. Itโ€™s a coincidence. Iโ€™m looking for my wife, too. I canโ€™t find her and Iโ€™m getting a bit anxious.โ€

The old guy says, โ€œWell maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, โ€œShe is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and sheโ€™s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?โ€

The old guy says, โ€œDoesn't matter, letโ€™s look for yours.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madazzahatter
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My dad told my step mom this at breakfast

What do you call a person who dyes their hair from brown to red?

Transginger

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