I told my dad that Derren Brown looks better without hair

He said "That's a bald claim"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjzh5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?

Auburn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What's long, brown, and hairy?

Long brown hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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An old guy and a young guy were pushing their carts at Home Depot when they collided. The old guy says to the young guy, β€œSorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, β€œThat’s okay. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a bit anxious.”

The old guy says, β€œWell maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, β€œShe is 28 years-old, tall, with brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she’s wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says, β€œDoesn't matter, let’s look for yours.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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My dad told my step mom this at breakfast

What do you call a person who dyes their hair from brown to red?

Transginger

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