My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
[Meta] Don't half ass a pun, Go in puns blazing (resubmit)
French Person: "80" French Person: "lol blaze it"
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A man's son is preparing to go on a date.
Dad: You going out tonight?
Son: Yeah, just about to change really quick and head out.
Dad:. Hold on, I got something for you!
Son: ...ok...?
Dad: I got some camouflage and blaze orange for you to wear while you're out?
Son: ....?!
Dad: It's for dear hunting!
Obviously, I made love to the french girl twice.
deux!
What is the worst Airline name and Slogan?
"Icarus Airlines, we'll get you there with blazing speed!"
I can't believe that yesterday was 4/20.
We're just blazing through the months!
Wife just joked me
My son is watching a video on my wife's phone. It's something about Blaze meeting dinosaurs.
Wife says: they better run away from that T-rex
me:...
W: because it's a car-nivore
me: <eye roll>
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
