Wildfires Puns

A list of puns related to "Wildfires"

The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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👤︎ u/stefan715
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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I googled how to start a wildfire...

It came up with a couple thousand matches.

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👤︎ u/Brooke3262
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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5 Terrible Puns

  1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

  2. If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… Guardian of the Galaxy

  3. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

  4. I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

  5. I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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👤︎ u/punsdaily
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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All this talk about Australia...

Is spreading like wildfire.

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👤︎ u/BlackeyeThe2nd
📅︎ Jan 03 2020
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The teamtrees moment is taking over the internet

its spreading like wildfire

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👤︎ u/namelessspirit
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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A man was found crying hysterically between the ashes of a burnt forest

He had lost a deer friend in the wildfire

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👤︎ u/impostorbot
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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A timely joke about a subreddit

Me: “so, there’s a subreddit called r/NatureIsFuckingLit...” My husband (without missing a beat): “is it just filled with photos of the California wildfires?”

Too soon?

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👤︎ u/sluckey2107
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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I googled "how to start a wildfire". I got 48,500 matches
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👤︎ u/MelanieLN
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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I googled 'How to start a wildfire.'

I got 48,500 matches

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👤︎ u/EmotionallyPained
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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I Googled "how to start a wildfire".

I got 48,500 matches.

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👤︎ u/King-of-strats
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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I Googled: "How to start a wildfire".

I got 448.000 matches.

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👤︎ u/Nickelm_
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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