If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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April fools joke 2014

I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.

Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"

"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BugSTi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2014
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I met the Godfather of the Scottish mafia earlier...

He made me an offer I couldn’t understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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