You eggs-amine them!
Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
It became a laughing stock.
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
"It's a little bit runny".
It was the Absolut wurst.
"Don't ask me madam. I only laid the table. "
It's really strained our relationship.
They’re hard to beat!
It was the last one in the container. I took one bite and spit it out - no idea how long it had been there but clearly it had been too long.
"Rotten egg?" my husband asks. I agree. He says "Makes sense, it was the last one there."
It turned into a laughing stock.
That's a humerus joke.
She said "What's he doing? Is this normal??? It isn't even Easter".
I said "Oh him? That's Egg-Sell-Ent"
No yolk
Does that mean he became a laughing stock?
The insurance company determined it was a case of wonton negligence.
I think it was a good ovum.
Well It's not like they can put themselves in them.
Our family is seated at the table, eating breakfast. My brother, having returned from military college, takes a long look at his hard-boiled eggs. "These shells are way too thick." He complained. My father turns to my brother, understanding his predicament, and nods thoughtfully. "I'll have a word with the chickens." He vowed solemnly.
It shall be mist.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.
It turned into a laughing stock, that’s a humerus joke.
They're hard to beat
