Beware!
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I told both of my boys to beware of brassieres

They're all booby-traps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Beware of Greta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omjzas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Typically you can hear laughter from most jokes, but beware of jokes with bad puns...

They are sigh-lent but Dadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Beware of crocs in the river
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben-dover-1819
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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beware the pies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hem_27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Beware of the Nazis
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Viewers beware!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InLoveWithAbsol
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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HATERS BEWARE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metadatab
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Beware of imitaters.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ostrantula
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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On my recent trip to Florida, I noticed there were signs everywhere that said, β€œbeware of crocs”

I wonder why they are so afraid of shoes down there.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Guys beware of sinΒ²x +cosΒ²x if you see it in your house

After all, it can commit IDENTITY theft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YOUmang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Beware!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Beware the cracktus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daverge
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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BEWARE MASSIVE CRINGE ALERT

i was at a wedding and one persons suit was marvel characters and my dad says "well that's just marvelous"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kicks008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Beware: dad powers get stronger on father's day.

Me: Happy father's day!

Dad: Happy SON-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boot1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Beware of the grumpy Programmer

He may byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xevailo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I picked up an electric bug zapper racket the other day. All you bad bugs beware...

...I just joined the SWAT team.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoccoRacer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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Beware the Ides of March... pic.twitter.com/yzpXlEylb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Beware black ice on roads
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πŸ‘€︎ u/donorak7
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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Beware the double navel

Did you hear about evil man with two belly buttons?

He was di-umbilical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mralex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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PSA Beware of towels

Studies have found they are 90% responsible for causing dry skin!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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