So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
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︎ Mar 03 2021
There was a guy named Allen Thunder, he had a son Ben
What's special about Ben?
Well, just borrow his truck... now you have Ben Thunder's truck.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
If Ben Franklin were still alive today, what would he be best known for?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....
....working around the clock?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why did Ben-Hur (1959) "excel" as a film?
Because of all the columns and rows!
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︎ Oct 23 2020
The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...
Men are now working around the clock.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Did you hear that they are going to change the Uncle Benβs logo?
Itβs because everyone thought it was ricest.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I heard that Marvel is now sponsoring Uncle Ben's rice and changing the picture to Peter Parker's uncle.
The new slogan is "With great power comes great rice possibilities."
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.
They work around the clock.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Why was Ben 10 considered so powerful?
Because the previous kid was Ben Nine in comparison.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Ben Nevis
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Uncle Ben
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︎ May 01 2019
uncle ben
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︎ Oct 25 2019
My fiancΓ©e called me last night and said she was on the sofa with Ben & Jerry.
Sounded like she enjoyed her mΓ©nage Γ froid.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
The KO we've all Ben Askren for.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Ben Sharpiero
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Yesterday I stood in front of Ben's reading light
Him: dad why?
Me: I'm an eclipse
Him: not this again
Me: I block the light of the son
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︎ Apr 27 2019
If Ben and Jerry broke up would they engage in a custardy battle?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
If George Washington, Ben Franklin, James Madison and Alexander Hamilton play D&D, do they roll for constitution?
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︎ Jan 23 2017
Whoβs Ben
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Ben Folds: βSheβs a brick and Iβm drowning slowlyβ
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Why is Ben Affleckβs best friend nuts?
Because heβs Macadamia(n)
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︎ Aug 22 2019
What are some other name puns like Hugh Mungus, Ben Dover, Phillip Mahole, Eric Shin...?
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︎ Sep 16 2016
Oh no! They turned uncle ben into...
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Ben was at home looking for his super fantastic amazingly cool dad
When it was clear his dad wasn't in sitting, he went to the window and saw his dad...
Was outstanding
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︎ Mar 29 2019
When people were skeptical about Ben Franklin's invention of bi-focal glasses,
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︎ Dec 04 2018
Bill and Ben were in the bath...
Bill said: "flobalobalob"
so Ben said: "you dirty b*stard, that stinks"
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Why does everyone quote Ben Kenobi?
Because he has great Wan liners.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Uncle Ben would probably never discourage Peter from becoming an Avenger.
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︎ Feb 03 2019
Say what you want about Ben Carson as a politician, but as a person he is truly inspirational.
He really opened a lot of young minds!
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︎ Jun 16 2018
I heard that Ben bishop isnβt so good in the net
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Why is a good cook like Big Ben?
Because they both never forget the thyme.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
My wife asked if Ben Folds Five was related to Ben Ten.
I think they're half brothers.
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︎ Apr 17 2018
If Ben Affleck writes an autobiography he should call it...
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︎ Oct 08 2016
TIL A Ben and Jerry's employee fell into the chocolate coating vat last year
The company held a press conference to announce he's been completely covered.
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︎ Apr 04 2018
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
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︎ Sep 10 2015
My dad, Ben, said he was listening to Bob Marley all day.
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︎ Apr 25 2017
Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?
One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.
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︎ Apr 25 2016
Uncle Ben's is a dad too!
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︎ Aug 26 2015
The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted
They were working around the clock
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
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︎ May 15 2020
What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
Let me out of this coffin!!
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