Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch
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︎ Jan 26 2021
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
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︎ Jul 09 2020
For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...
...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?
There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I wasn't going to visit my family this summer but Mum promised to make Eggs benedict...
So I went home for the hollandaise
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︎ Nov 01 2019
There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue
They should make a batch of those.
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︎ Aug 23 2019
What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap
But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads
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︎ May 22 2018
Benedict Cumberbatch was constipated once.
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︎ Feb 28 2019
Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child "Queue"
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︎ Dec 30 2015
I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess itβs true...
...thereβs no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Fellow Dads, donβt forget that itβs best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year
We all know thereβs no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise
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︎ Dec 23 2017
What did the eggs Benedict name the hotel that it opened?
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︎ May 15 2018
Where does Benedict Arnold shop for groceries?
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︎ May 11 2017
Why do eggs-benedict taste better in Amsterdam?
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︎ Mar 21 2015
Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...
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︎ Jun 14 2015
I was making some egg benedict...
So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:
"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"
He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/
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︎ Sep 12 2015
Why should you always eat eggs benedict at home on Christmas?
Because there's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?
Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...
because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 23 2016
I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,
because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Nov 19 2017
Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?
Because thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
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︎ Aug 30 2018
I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.
Thereβs no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 23 2018
It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,
because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.
Merry Christmas
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︎ Dec 25 2017
Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?
"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
Fuckin' a, Dad.
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︎ Dec 30 2014
Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...
...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 01 2016
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