Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I wasn't going to visit my family this summer but Mum promised to make Eggs benedict...

So I went home for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?

The Hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricklydoughball
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue

They should make a batch of those.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemispe
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Benedict Cumberbatch was constipated once.

No shit, Sherlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttsecks42069
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child "Queue"

Cucumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iDontDoThisMuch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2015
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Purgid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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What did the eggs Benedict name the hotel that it opened?

Hollandaise Inn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totmur
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Where does Benedict Arnold shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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Why do eggs-benedict taste better in Amsterdam?

The Holland-daze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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I was making some egg benedict...

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuclearSpy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnazz23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumblekins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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