Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ButtyMcButtface1929
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2020
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For Christmas morning, I'm going to make Eggs Benedict, and I'm going to serve them on hubcaps from a 1962 Ford...

...because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/norrisrw
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
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I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2019
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I wasn't going to visit my family this summer but Mum promised to make Eggs benedict...

So I went home for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B-man44
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2019
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What is Edward Benedict's, Humpty Dumpty's cousin from New York, favorite time of year?

The Hollandaise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pricklydoughball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2019
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There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue

They should make a batch of those.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pumpkimstew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2019
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I find it ridiculous that a restaurant would serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap

But there really is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

Edit: place to plate, credit to /u/wonderquads

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chemispe
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2018
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Benedict Cumberbatch was constipated once.

No shit, Sherlock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttsecks42069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2019
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I always love visiting my parents for Thanksgiving. My Mom makes the best sauce for our Eggs Benedict. I guess it’s true...

...there’s no place like home for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/impulsive-ideas
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Benedict Cumberbatch should name his child "Queue"

Cucumber Batch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iDontDoThisMuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2015
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Fellow Dads, don’t forget that it’s best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year

We all know there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Purgid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2017
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What did the eggs Benedict name the hotel that it opened?

Hollandaise Inn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totmur
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2018
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Where does Benedict Arnold shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2017
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Why do eggs-benedict taste better in Amsterdam?

The Holland-daze

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ultra-saurus
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I was making some egg benedict...

So as the title says I was making some egg benedict with smoked salmon (for the first time), my dad walked in and saw the mess I had created and said:

"You'll probably catch salmonella after eating that!"

He may be right though, we'll just have to wait and see until tomorrow :/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CountVeggie
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Benedict Cumberbatch announces that his baby boy doesn't need his nappy changed, his wife replies...

'no shit, Sherlock'

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NuclearSpy
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Why are eggs Benedict best served on a hubcap?

Because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2019
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During Christmas I like to cook Eggs Benedict and serve them on a Hubcap...

because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperSaiyanBen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2019
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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gnazz23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2016
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I served eggs Benedict on a hubcap,

because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aurrutia214
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2017
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Why should you always serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MildBanana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2018
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I only eat eggs Benedict on a hubcap.

There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2018
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It's best to serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap this time of year,

because there is no place like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bloodorange_crush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2017
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Why should you eat Eggs Benedict off of a hubcap?

"Cause there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

Fuckin' a, Dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crumblekins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2014
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Each year I serve my Christmas guests Eggs Benedict plated on hubcaps...

...because there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstralTraveller
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