A list of puns related to "Beautiful"
The mortician asked the deceasedβs wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit heβs already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says βI donβt care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.β The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, βwhatever this costs Iβm very satisfied, you did an excellent job and Iβm incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?β To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says βthereβs no charge.β Shocked she replies βno really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.β βHonestly maβamβ, the mortician says, βit costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.β
" I'm just a cactus " , it said. " You have a point there ", I replied.
"Sir!! This is a liquor store "
GOURDgeous.
Good thymes.
He's a plastic surgeon .
franchise.
Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented
She gasped audibly and said, βYeah?β
I said, βHelp! My knee is made of magnets!β
At the end of the day it's evening
Because she is something to adore.
The man replied, βWhy thank you kind sir, but my nameβs not Frost.β
And 3 out of 5 ain't bad.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
Itβs sublime.
I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
i said " Ho Ho Ho please"
They are quite the head turner.
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
Georgeous
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kittenβs collar, all the way up to the bell from the kingβs royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell towerβs bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thiefβs lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
βLook! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!β
All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"
All 3 said No!
Even the cake was in tiers!
even the cake was in tiers!
had to do a (bad) dad joke for my cake day lol
"Paint my house"
He digs roots.
But numbers can. 7/10β(stolen from r/memes)
Wait, wrong sub.
I said of course, it's aDell
But the sight of your daughter stealing the last piece of chicken is truly breast taking.
...turned out grainy.
Even the cake was in tiers!
Good thymes
even the cake was in tiers.
Even the cake was in tiers
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