Studying Chemistry at the moment, I just learned that Sulphuric acid should never be left in a metal beaker..
..It's an oxidant waiting to happen.
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
I accidentally trod on a beaker of acid while giving a talk about work safety...
After that I didnt have a leg to stand on
An eager chemist accidentally spilled all of his beakers for an upcoming experiment...
Now all his hopes Argon
Her: Did you and your buddies experiment with sex and drugs when you were in school?
Me: Yes, but I was in the control group.
Chemistry dad joke
So, you take a beaker and fill it with 1000 ml of water. You then stuff purple Easter marshmallow treats into the beaker until it is completely full of peeps. What do you have?
...
A purple peep liter!
