What do you say to a happy latino father from the planet Pandora?

Feliz Na'avi dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I finally found my jam while listening to Pandora this morning!

It was right behind my orange juice box this whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lnebriated
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Brother's video card died from listening to too much Pandora

Radio killed the video card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What do you hear on The Godfather radio on Pandora?

All hits, all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiftyourparadigm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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My friend saw a Whole Foods ad on Pandora, and sarcastically said "Wow, I didn't know they made music"

Yeah man, they've got some sweet beats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloradopowpow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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While listening to Pandora, dad dropped this one.

We were playing Scrabble and my father asked if I could get music on my phone. I pull up Pandora and after a few songs I ask if he'd like any more influences because all it played was Chris Cornell and his few bands. He told me to add The Doors to it. Few songs later, The Who started playing. He proceeded with "Who came through The Doors?" and he laughed at his joke for a good minute or two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFakeSpiderman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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Not really a dad joke, but...

more like dad revelations. I was pulling up carpet and padding Sunday because we adopted two very rude Husky puppies last year that like to urinate in the house. As I was working, I was listening to Parliment Funkadelic on Pandora and I came to the realization that I was listening to P-Funk as I was dealing with pee funk.
Another thing that happened the same day was I took an opened bag of bird feed out of the closet to pull the carpet up and when I looked at it a bit later, I saw beetles all over the bag and crawling on the counter where I had set it. Probably 40 of the little suckers. I had to text my wife about that one. "Honey, I've got bad news. Our bag of bird feed has been infested with beetles. Yes, our bird feed has been infested with... more bird feed."
Anyway, just thought I would share. Carry on with the groaners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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My husband (who is a dad) dad joked me over text message for the first time today.

Me: I turned Pandora off, but it is still playing and I would have to completely close all my school work tabs to shut the stupid thing down. Several songs later, and it still won't go away. ):|

Him: You have opened Pandora's Box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jenovadark00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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I got some new windows installed in my office imgur.com/jauX9nx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asstrophysicist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Did you know Dora The Explorer recently released her first music album?

It has unfortunately been received very poorly by music critics and fans alike. You can hear all about it on Pandora.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cart0166
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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My 9 year old just got my wife - and I couldn't be prouder

9yo: Mom, what are you listening to?

Wife: Pandora

9yo: What station?

Wife: OK Go.

9yo: OK, I'll go.

And my 9yo proceeded to walk out the door. I was so proud! Had a little tear in my eye and everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattProducer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Girlfriend's dad while we're listening to music

We're listening to music on Pandora and Mozart comes on.

Her dad: "Do you know what Mozart is doing now?"

We shrug.

Her dad: "Decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterSoftee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2014
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My jokes are expected...But every so often I surprise myself...

I normally telegraph my jokes, but this one was totally natural... Talking to my wife about my sister's upcoming trip to DisneyWorld and how they were going in May...

Wife..."have talked to your sister about crowds because of the opening of Pandora at Animal Kingdom?"

"Yeh, they are going down opening weekend, but skipping Animal Kingdom completely, I bet it's going to be a real zoo there..."

Edit

Obligatory eye roll and groan.

"Holy crap, I didn't even do that on purpose!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilbandit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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Some Nights

My girlfriend and I were grilling out, listening to Pandora. The song Some Nights came on and she said, "Oh, I saw them in concert."

My response. "I bet that was Fun."

It took her a few seconds before she shot me an evil glare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XavierWildcat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2016
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What was the Ariel's motive for the murder of Eric?

She didn't have one- she just did it for the Halibut.

(Thought of that one while vacuuming listening to the Disney Pandora station, because that's what adults do)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RenlyIsTheFury
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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