Ancient grains Puns

A list of puns related to "Ancient grains"

I buddy of mine gave me some flour made from ancient grains. Now I swap small bags of it for baked goods.

I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!

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👤︎ u/double_peaks_jj
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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Took my wife to Panera Bread for lunch...

Me: what is that in your salad, quinoa?

Wife: Some sort of ancient grain blend.

Me: I thought they only used fresh ingredients?

Wife: rolls eyes...

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👤︎ u/zrockstar
📅︎ Aug 11 2016
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Sunday morning breakfast

Me: oh my god! This cereal is soooo stale! Wife: what is it??? Me: Cheerios with ancient grains Wife: *head shaking *eye rolling

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👤︎ u/Jesseandtharippers
📅︎ Mar 15 2015
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