If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_snk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What happens if a pregnant lady gives birth while skydiving?

The baby becomes Airborne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xiao-Mein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Whats the difference between the coronavirus and 737MAX?

The coronavirus is airborne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Airborn Dad Jokes

Sometimes I go flying with my dad who's a pilot. The other day we're approaching our home airport and dad radios the tower to get the weather. "Winds calm, barometer is 30.12 and rising." Without hesitation he quips "Sounds like we're heading into a high pressure situation, eh son?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willymo
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2014
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Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Why does Peter Pan fly around all the time?

Because he neverlands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaOrinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2016
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Swine Flu.
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