I promised my wife I'd follow her into the afterlife if she died, but it took me longer than expected.
"Finally," she said when I arrived, "you're late."
Physicists are playing hide and seek in the afterlife. It's Einstein turn to seek. He counts to 100, turns around and notices Newton in a 1m*1m square. Hah, Newton, I found you!
See Einstein, the problem here is that you discovered Pascal!
What’s up with ghosts haunting people? Aren’t there more interesting things to do in the afterlife? [OC]
What are supermarkets in the afterlife called?
Heaven eleven
Why did the scientist researching death and the afterlife kill himself?
He was dying to know what happens.
Someone asked if I’d make cheese in my afterlife.
I said, “there’s no whey in hell.”
It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.
iPhone Hell Heaven
Why aren't there grapes in the afterlife?
Otherwise, everyone would be raisin hell.
If death is the afterlife ...
Then life is the beforedeath?
What do you call it when two Chinese Emperors meet for drinks in the Afterlife?
A Man-date of the heavens.
George Michael runs into Carrie Fisher in the Afterlife...
Wham!
Dad dropped this one when talking about the afterlife
Dad: you know, when I die, I am probably gonna haunt you and this house
Me: Whatever, I'll just exorcise you..
Dad: Good! I'll be even stronger!
Business idea: coffee creamer for funerals...
Help usher your roasted beans into the afterlife with CreamMate.
Did you hear about that show with the nun who ruled over heaven?
I want to quiz you on it.
First question: What was it called?
A: The Heir to Heaven B: Hi, I’m Up High C: Girls Rule the Afterlife
>!Whatever you answered, it was wrong. It’s Nun of the Above.!<
