You rectify it.
It was pretty shitty.
I also hate the dentist. Weeks went by and each day the pain was worse. My wife was also complaining how bad the smell of my farts were becoming. When I finally went to the dentist she informed me I had an abscessed tooth. Then it all made sense. Abscess makes the fart grow stronger.
Webto-Bismol
It was a Belchin Waffle
I thought to myself, “knot again!”
Explanation (since I guess I’m supposed to):
The knot in my muscle was the cause of my back pain. Knot/Not.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
Aleaf
It isnt mint to be swallowed.
He tossed me a little bottle of pills and said "take these, they're homeopathic pills for muscle pain. "
I told him, "Dad, I don't do homeopathic stuff."
Dad:"Well once you take these and feel better you can take a girl on a date."
Me:"What does that even mean?"
Dad:"That's called romeo-pathy"
Dear God this joke made the pain worse.
Me: Do you have any antacids? Dad: No, but I have some uncle-acids!
