There's a lion outside my window!

It's okay though, it's thousands of miles away

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👤︎ u/Wxlson
📅︎ May 17 2017
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Overheard at the grocery store yesterday

A woman is looking for the perfect avocado. The display in front of her has both Hass and Florida avocados.

She asks the produce worker: "Excuse me--What's the difference between the two types?" and without missing a beat, the worker replies "Oh, about three thousand miles."

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👤︎ u/badcrumbs
📅︎ Jul 04 2014
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