I got given a pencil today...

It was a 3B

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📅︎ Dec 16 2014
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On a trip to Universal Studios

This was quite a while ago, I was probably in middle school (currently 26). My family took a quick day trip to Universal Studios Hollywood since we live in the greater LA area. Now to set the scene, my dad is a native of Mexico but has lived here since his late teens so his English is pretty good with a tinge of an accent since Spanish is his primary language. We park in the parking garage on property and we do the usual "make a mental note of where we parked for later". That's when I see a smirk come across his face as he turns to me laughing under his breath.

-"What's so funny?"

-"Notice where we parked?"

-"Yeah. Jurassic Park lot, 3B"

Cue dad

-"Jurassic Park..." half expecting me to laugh. He continues "Jurassic Park... Jurr-Ass-is-Parked"

facepalm

As terrible as it was at the time, I've tried to pull this joke out with friends years later, eye rolls and crickets. Thanks dad.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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My dad was talking on the phone using his headphones, so I turned down the music.

Dad: You don't have to turn that down, these are noise canceling.

Me: Oh, okay.

...

Me: So they work pretty good then?

Dad: What?

Me

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📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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