301 Puns

It's hard to bowl a 300 and lose!

(This joke works better said out loud than written)

You wouldn't expect me to score 300 and lose would you?

So I go into the dr. office, tell the receptionist my name and say "I have an appointment with the doctor."

She says "Which doctor?"

I say "No, just a regular one..."

Get it? Witch Doctor...