I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
The Argyle Sweater for 3/31/21
May the Fourth be with you! Today’s Argyle Sweater, 5/4/21
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer!"
Today’s Argyle Sweater for 3/26/21
I went to the casino to play blackjack. The dealer got 21 and I got 18.
In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00
A 21 year old that loves to play with play-doh
is a clear case of playdohphilia
Is it just me or is 21 pilots 19 more than they need?
My 4 day work week is like my 21 year marriage
August 21, 2017:
Me: "Hey dad!"
Dad: "Son?! What?! How are you alive?"
Me: "Huh? Of course I'm alive."
Dad: "But it's a solar eclipse - there's supposed to be no son!"
Once this pandemic is over, we're going to have to use BC and AC to refer to 2019-20..21?
Before Covid-19, After Covid-19
Superbowl LIV was a 21 year time lapse.
They went from 2010 to 2031 in an hour.
21 sided.....
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Do you know why we always have such a large celebration when someone turns 21?
It's because the following year they will have a twenty second birthday
Warning to all people who aren't 21 years old!
If you're not 21 years old, you won't be able to live in a hotel because it's a hot ale. I hope you understood, and don't do that under any (air) conditioning!
Forever 21 declared bankruptcy.
Guess it should have been called Temporary 21...
I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is “pickle” so how do I spend my birthday?
Well I “Relish” the moment obviously
What do you call a dead 21 year old?
What would genderbent 21 Savage wear?
Where does 21 Savage park his car?
My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Even at 21, my dad still gets me.
Told my dad I was having trouble finding the right girl. He just smiled and said, "It's all just a myth man, I found your mother on my left."
My dad still says this and I'm 21
Dad - you can tell a train just came through here
Me - oh how?
Dad - there's it's tracks!
What did the 21 year old dolphin say?
What's my porpoise?! haha
Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: “Oh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”.
My dad has pulled this on me for 21 years and counting.
(We are watching sports or he flips the tv to a sporting game)
Me: Hey Dad who's winning?
Dad: Team with the most points (huehuehuehue)
Me: (sigh) yeah, nice Dad. Who has the most points then?
Dad: The team that's winning. (Huehuehuehue)
Me: forget it.
Love you pops.
Whenever an order comes to less than 21$
"15:87 please"
"that was a good year!"
Dad calls me up and tells me, "On this October 21, 2015, I see most of the people with bad manners are gone ...
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
I'm 21 and my dad still makes these kind of jokes
Me: Do you know what the percentages were for the Scottish independence voting?
Dad: Yes, I do..
Me: What were they?
Dad: They were different.
I'll be 21 in April.
Me and my dad were just having a conversation. He mentioned that I'll be 21 in April. I was born on St. Patrick's Day, so I said, "Do you mean March?"
He said, "Oh yeah, March. But you'll be 21 in April, too."
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
My son turned 21 today and as we were about to share our first drink together, I wisely advised him, "Remember, vodka may not be the answer..."
"...but it’s worth a shot."
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