A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
PMS jokes are not funny.
Period.
If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....
Does that mean you hit them into next week?
If PMS is Overy-acting..
Do they perform in a period piece?
Most guys are afraid of women with PMS
I think it is just an ovaryaction
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
Why is it called PMS?
Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
You may not believe that the Canadian PM once wore black-face, but it's Trudeau.
I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
I got an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my COMPLETE surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...
...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?
I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...
I'll be like same shit different year
Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.
So when the clock strikes midnight itβll be the same shit different day
I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
PMS is an ovary action.
Got my dad this morning with the new UK PM.
Me: Did you see a women named Theresa might be the new PM in the UK? Dad: hmm, yeah, Theresa May. Me: Yeah, she might.
My Dad, being particularly frustrated with my Mom one evening, turned to me and said..."You know why they call it PMS?...
...because Mad Cow was already taken."
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
I was able to get an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my complete surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.
I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.
PMS jokes aren't funny
Period
