I once went to a zoo that only had one dog

It was a Shit-Zu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kibxo89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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My hibachi chef hit me with this one tonight

You know why im putting zucchini in with your vegetables?

...because its really hard to catch wild chini, so we buy the chini from the "zu"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2016
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My husband at the pediatrician's office

My husband and I were at the pediatrician for a well check for our toddler. As we're getting called back my husband bursts into song. I think he's getting the hang of being a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashleyrah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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