What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seven_Arcadian
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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rooner_Spism
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What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?

A boo meringue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?

Crow-sher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What do you call a cat that can’t breed?

Il-litterate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoteppeter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a pig that can't drive?

A road hog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call an octopus that can't count?

A septopus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaydezi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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This has been a crazy year. After everything that has happened though do you want to know the one thing that I can’t get over ?

An 8 foot wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?

A restless Knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garmdian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manpatpost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a fish that can't see?

Blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a titan that can't swim?

Titanic

Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akulernih
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a clock that can't tell time ??

Coo Coo !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solilupus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What do you call a homing pigeon that can’t find its way home?

A pigeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a pasta that can’t get into their house?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLZ_ent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call a white bear that has crippling depression, is sexually confused and can't pick a hemisphere?

A Bipolar Bi-Polar Bi Polar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErinMcCloud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears a sleeveless shirt that just can't let something go?

An InVESTed Gator

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What do you call a T-Rex that can fly

A Dino-soar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/needlessnut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call it when you’re so drunk that you can’t speak?

In-talk-sicated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClavinDujuan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call numbers that can't stay still?

Roamin' Numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xX_Noosh_Xx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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What do you call a cow that you can’t see?

Invisibull

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cooldude719
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PYRO_OR_LARGE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What do you call a man that can't move and can't have a child?

Manapaused...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuxedPotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call a duck that can’t swim

A sunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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How do you explain a guy that can't help farting around his girl friend?

He's just inflatuated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daedal71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call a number that just can’t keep still...

A roamin’ numeral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call a guy that just can't nut?

A nut-allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call a deer that can’t see?

No eye deer

What do you call a deer that can’t see and doesn’t have legs?

Still no eye deer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLion37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What do you call a chameleon that can’t change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesnβ€˜t work?

A canβ€˜t opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punx80
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What do you call a reptilian detective that wears sleeveless shirts and just can't let something go?

An InVestedGator

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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

An udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What Do you call a cow that can't make any Milk?

An Udder failure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazingMetal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What do you call a number that can’t sit still?

A roamin’ numeral

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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