Why did the poor man sell yeast?
To raise some dough.
Why did the Indian yeast have low self esteem?
His whole life he’s been a naan starter.
Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?
It was in bread.....
What does a beer taste without yeast in it?
Unbeerable!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You rise and shine every morning.
I like to sprinkle yeast on people...
just to get a rise out of them.
Yesterday I combined weed with yeast.
The Pot Thickens..
What happens if you eat yeast and show polish?
My friend asked me why I’ve been sprinkling yeast on people...
I was trying to get a rise out of them.
Why didn't the yeast want a second phone?
Because like all yeast, he was a single-cell phone guy.
If you’re going to put your money on something, make it yeast
It will always make your dough rise.
I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.
I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.
Well at yeast he had a good toasting (found on r/memes)
Apparently they tried to weaponise yeast infections ......
It was truly bread for war.
Why did the population of yeast grow so rapidly?
Because they bread alot.
I couldn't find the right yeast to make Indian flatbread.
It was a naan-starter.
Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist...
A baker has a crumby job, its the yeast of his concerns as he probably just kneads the dough
I told my friend I made bread dough without yeast...
He said "are you trying to show off?" I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"
The problem with creating a yeast monoculture
Is that it always ends up inbred
What do you call the offspring of two of the same yeast cultures?
Inbread.
Do they put yeast in macaroni noodles?
Idk honestly, but if they do, I think that would be a mac made in leaven.
My wife was letting her bread dough rest even though she forgot to add yeast.
I told her she was only postponing the unleavenable.
I tried to make a yeast and flour mixture to get my Indian bread recipe going . . .
turns out it was a naan starter.
