what ya gonna cry or somthin?
Just rolling it out for ya
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
Are ya winning son?
Yeah dad I'm winning.
Hi winning...
please no.
I M D A D
What do ya call a guy in wheelchair who has HIV and Heartburn
Right back at ya buckaroo
"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."
-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
Ya wanna hear a joke about paper
Nevermind it was pretty tearable
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
Ill give ya
First one to upvote and comment gets my free reward
Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
Guess that’s maths for ya
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, “What’ll ya have?”
The rabbit says, “I dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty
... and ya really wanna show it....
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?
Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
John Wick said to the ninja, “Bet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”
Ninja replies, “Shuriken”.
Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
Ya hear about the first guy to invent garden shears?
It was cutting-hedge technology.
Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor..
But I just didn’t have the patience for it
I'm sure she would tell ya
Ya know the weird thing about waiting for peace?
Ya ever hear of the panda girlfriend that tried tricking her panda boyfriend into eating vegan?
Needless to say... he was bamboozled
How many kidneys ya got?
Told this one to my daughter a while back.
She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"
Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"
Idk what to say here so ya ..
Ya know why you can’t bury a lava lamp?
My girlfriend needed a blood transfusion. Life or death ya know? But her parents and I could not remember her blood type. As she lay dying on her gurney, she kept insisting “be positive, be positive,”
But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.
Did ya hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...
“I dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”
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