He was a naan believer.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
A Goddamn
Some might say it doesnβt exist so it isnβt canon in history, but if it existed, it would be called.....
Cannibalism
She puts burnt offerings in front of me everyday.
We believe they're holy frijoles!
A plague-an
He drew praise for his artwork.
By praising cheeses.
Cheeses.
Pretzelcoatl
Mosque-itos.
Ramen
(Joke derived from u/praetorsolaris)
Did You Knowβ¦
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
Is nothing sacred?
Just for hell of it.
A lunatic.
Yβallah
Then I thought, "stop judging yourself, you bastard!"
Keanu Sleeves
Sacreligious
An ayyye theist.
We are now a heavy metal church.
We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.
But it was diffi CULT
I was gathering the leaves from my huge pile of leaves and placing them in a garbage bag inside of a garbage can. To squeeze them down, I lifted my foot up and stomped on the leaves. One of my buddies who's like 13 says to me from the other side of the fence "All you can do is hurt leaves." I stare back at him and say "so the others know they better leave me alone."
"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."
"...why?"
"Just for kicks!"
All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.
Because worshipping pallets!
Someone who worships Santa.
He's 0K now
They worship the cross product.
No eye deer.
What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
Still no eye deer.
What do you call a blind deer with no legs & no genitalia?
Still no f*cking eye deer!
What do you call a blind deer with no legs & no genitalia that's been worshipping the devil?
Still no f*cking goddamned eye deer!
I was taking my daughter and her friend to get a snack and they started talking about starting a new religion where everyone worshipped food.
I said, "If a part of your congrgation breaks away to only worship the sweet foods, would you call them desserters?"
I lead the worship team at church and I'm the only one with a key to the instrument room. I went to get the key and when I came back, my keyboardist was banging his head on the door over and over.
I said, "were you just gonna try breaking it down like that? I do have a key."
He replied, "well, I thought I was making good headway."
He may have a head injury. Also, he's in his fifties.
His post, which I took at face value until the DJ:
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
