My son might not be the best roofer in the world
If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....
I'd say it's legend-dairy.
5 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
Where do the best looking vampires in the world live?
Who is the world's best, but un-tidiest, football player?
I am the world's best farter
Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.
Him: second best?
Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
Did you hear? There’s going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!
It’s going to be a feeture film!
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
You could say it's very prophetable.
Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?
What’s the best color in the entire world?
Hy-purple-y!
Made up by my 7-year old daughter. So proud
Edit: should have spelled it hy-purple-e
What is the best armed country in the world?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
When my grandma died, I had her cremated and put her ashes in a trophy that said "World's Best Grandma."
What do you call the best milk in the world?
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world,
but it’s definitely up there.
I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....
In fact, I hold the record!
Dadjokes are without question the best jokes in the world and let me write why in the comment section.
I’ve been looking at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and although I’m not sure whether it’s the best in the world...
...It’s definitely up there.
I’m so poor, I can’t go see the world. The best that I can do...
...is visiting Amazon while on Safari.
Did you hear about the world best milk?
Well, it’s pretty legen-dairy.
To everyone who wished a Happy Father’s Day to “the best dad in the world...”
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
Twenty years ago, I married my best friend in the whole world.
If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
Friend of mine says he's created the best yoga move in the world.
Quite a stretch if you ask me.
My Uncle is one of the best farmers in the world
because he's always out standing in his field.
Which continent is home to the world’s best climbers?
Turqoise is the best color in the world
It's cyantifically proven
It blue my mind
I'm quite purplexed
I red it on the internet
It must suck having the world's best clown as your dad
You would have such big shoes to fil
The burj khalifa may be the tallest building in the world, but not its not the best
Due to the number of floors in its design
During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.
But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.
I’m the second best fighter in the world.
I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.
I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
I visited the world's best curry restaurant
I just potty trained my son and he's already the best pooper in the world.
"What's the best smell in the world?"
Me: Dad, do you know what the best smell in the world is?
Dad: what?
Me: the smell of a dollar.
Dad: do you know what smells even better?
Me: what?
Dad: two dollars.
How does it feel to have the best son in the world?
"I don't know, ask your grandfather."
I don't have the best ceiling in the world
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
I’ve just been looking at our ceiling, kids, and while I wouldn’t say it’s the best in the world…
It’s definitely up there…
Turquoise is the best color in the world..
It’s been cyantifically proven
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