Wilful Puns

Wil Wheaton makes a dad joke.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Heyoz

📅︎ Aug 31 2013

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People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...

Then Soviet...

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/David_120603

📅︎ Mar 28 2019

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What do you call a lizard that can't get an erection

A reptile dysfunction.

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/PYRO_OR_LARGE

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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What will newborn babies become if the Goverment use them in a secret military project?

They wil be some fine ass Infantry

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/zomaima1010

📅︎ May 09 2020

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What's a pirate's favorite Cohen Brothers movie?

FARRgo.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/wil

📅︎ Jul 28 2015

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