Wiener Dog Puns

A Datsun

Because he wanted to “get a long little doggie”

I mean, the folks there were so nice, and as I left, the guy told me, "Get a long little doggy!"

It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.

I had just cooked a hot dog.The moment i take a bite out of it my dad runs at full speed yelling "ha ha you ate a wiener".

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*What

Did you hear a movie is coming out about hot dogs? It is an Oscar wiener.

Him: Why did the Cowboy adopt a Wiener Dog?

Me: Oh boy here it comes... why?

Him: Because he wanted to get a long little doggie...

The Dad is strong with my Bro

...so I bought a wiener dog so I could get a long little doggie