Me: Fair asian with skin color type 2-3
I can't understand why (even dark) people hype this sunscreen. It doesn't work on me. Every morning I apply about one-euro-size for my entire face and I try to blend it in, but it just floats on my skin like I have powdered myself with corn flour.
It even stains my pillow case when I take a nap after lunch.
Anyone here has the same experience?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
As the culmination of a year of testing I am reviewing 33 mineral sunscreens! Here’s the YouTube review: https://youtu.be/LUdhWWA7phE which I do recommend watching because I put in pictures of each sunscreen right after applying it and then 5 minutes after application to show how the whitecast dies down, or doesn’t. Also I’m giving away the winning sunscreen, and it’s an international giveaway! But if you can’t watch, here are the mini-reviews for each!
I try to avoid drying alcohol and fragrance whenever possible, and I have extremely sensitive eyes, so that colors a lot of my reviews. I have combination skin (oily t-zone, especially in the summer, but my cheeks and chin are dry as hell) and I live in a very cold, dry climate (Northern Alberta). I’m white, but have intense olive undertones, and I tan like crazy and almost never burn. So that puts me at a Fitzpatrick type 4. Whitecast in sunscreens is a problem for me.
Here’s the rules I used to pick sunscreens to test:
- mineral sunscreens only nothing that's primarily minerals with one chemical filter there's a lot of so-called mineral sunscreens that actually have octinoxate in them while my skin doesn't really have problems with chemical filters for a lot of people they can be incredibly irritating and cause breakouts redness rashes or exacerbate eczema so there'll be none of that in today's review
- These sunscreens have to contain at least some zinc oxide so that you can ensure that you're getting protection for the entirety of the uv range. Zinc is necessary to make sure you're protected from those long wave uva rays. Titanium dioxide just doesn't cover that part of the spectrum.
- The sunscreen has to have a uva rating. I am not here to trifle with shit when I don't know what kind of protection it's giving me. There are actually a couple of sunscreens on this list that don't have a proper uva rating but we'll get into that later (I was tricked!) Surprisingly, this did not exclude all North American sunscreens- a few North American companies do have proper uva ratings for their sunscreens so that's a pleasant change from my last sunscreen review.
- No tints there's no such thing as a truly universal tint for a mineral sunscreen that can make it blend into absolutely everybody's skin.
- No fragrance. It can be sensitizing and can trigger allergies even if you didn't previously have them. I try to avoid it whenever possible, especially in products that I u
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Nothing, it just waved
