Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says βaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pantsβ
Pirate replies βarrrgh I know and itβs driving me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Technically we're all third wheeling our footwear
You could say they're your sole mates
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︎ Oct 17 2019
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheeling sticking out of his crotch. The bartender says, βHey man, whatβs with the wheel?β
The pirate says back, βArrr! itβs drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Nov 26 2018
The classic stolen wheels pun
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︎ Jan 24 2022
Someone has been stealing the wheels off of police carsβ¦
Police are working tirelessly to find them
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︎ Sep 15 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ Sep 19 2022
A guy in a wheel chair was called disrespectful for not respcting the national anthem.
He couldn't stand for it.
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︎ Sep 13 2022
take the wheel
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︎ Apr 26 2022
I absolutely hate Swiss cheese but my friends dared me to eat an entire wheel of it.
I still canβt believe I ate the hole thing.
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︎ Sep 04 2022
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
The wheel on my bike detached on my way to work and I had to run after it
Needless to say I arrived very tired
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︎ Sep 18 2022
What do you call a Ξ© on wheels
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︎ Sep 17 2022
My wheels all went bald.
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︎ Sep 08 2022
What did the Pirate Captain say when his first mate asked him why he had a steering wheel on his belt buckle?
Arghhhh itβs drivin me nuts
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︎ Sep 08 2022
Someone stole all the wheels off all the police cars at the local police station.
The police are searching tirelessly for the culprit.
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︎ Jul 27 2022
My date is afraid of heights and fainted at the top of the Ferris Wheel
Don't worry, she slowly came around
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︎ Aug 30 2022
Proud dad moment: I was showing my 11 yr old son how to swap my winter and summer wheels. After he carried them over, and we torqued the lug nuts, he saidβ¦
βman, that was tiringβ
and then he asked βsee what I did there?β A torch has been passedβ¦
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︎ Apr 30 2022
What has four wheels and smells like cheese?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
A morticianβs wife asked him to come home early, but he said he shouldnβt be behind the wheel.
Heβd just cracked open a cold one.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
I knew a guy who made wheels. Well, he didn't exactly *make* the whole wheels...
He was just their spokes person.
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︎ Jul 30 2022
A paralyzed girl wheeled her way out of a horror showing at the cinema.
She just could not stand to watch it!
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︎ May 22 2022
A thief stole the wheels off my car last night...
I'm working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
Whatβs green, fuzzy with wheels?
Grass. I was lying about the wheels.
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︎ Jun 29 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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︎ Sep 20 2022
The man that invented the Ferris wheel, never met the man that invented the merry go round.
They traveled in different circles.
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︎ May 23 2022
A pirate ship captain walks into the doctors office with a steering wheel mounted to his groin. The doctor asks, βWhat seems to be the issue?β
The pirate responds, βArrgghh, this thing is drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Jun 23 2022
I was playing with my friend in a junkyard, throwing car pieces to each other. I caught a steering wheel, a radio, some seat buckle.
But I couldn't catch a brake.
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︎ Jun 27 2022
I used to date a woman in a wheel chair.
We broke up. She got tired of me pushing her around.
Though she never stood up for herself.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
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︎ Jun 08 2022
WANTED: A man has been stealing wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Jul 19 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ Sep 07 2022
A man has been stealing the wheels off of police cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
What has 4 wheels and flies.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ Jul 21 2022
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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︎ Jul 22 2022
A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar
When the bartender asks him why itβs there, the pirate replies, βAargh, I donβt know, but itβs been drivinβ me nuts!β
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︎ Aug 21 2022
Iβve got a steering wheel down my pants
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︎ Aug 24 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ Jul 01 2022
So a Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch.
The bartender asks him, "Hey buddy, what's up with the steering wheel on your crotch?"
The pirate gives him an exasperated look and says, "Arrrrr. It's driving me nuts."
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︎ Aug 03 2022
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his willy.
The bartender says "Oi, mate! Did you notice the steering wheel on your willy?"
"Yar," says the pirate, "It's drivin' me nuts!"
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︎ Jun 15 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ May 21 2022
What has 4 wheels and flies?
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︎ Jun 23 2022
What has four wheels and flies?
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︎ Jul 13 2022
As told by a 4 year old... What has 4 wheels and flies?
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︎ Nov 30 2021
Whatβs green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
What has 6 wheels and flies?
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︎ May 10 2022
What's a steering wheel doing in my pants?
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︎ Apr 30 2022
The inventor of the Ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round.
They traveled in different circles.
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︎ Apr 09 2022
WANTED: A man has been steeling wheels from police cars
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
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︎ Mar 04 2022
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